Quagmire

I’m in a rut...see, I haven’t been laid since last October. Me and the ex are still cool. But she wont give me none because we're friends. That’s alright...it doesn’t hurt as much since I had that already. Now this other chick who I’m cool with...and let me tell you this. We only became friends after I tried numerous times to hit. She really is a cool girl...all the trappings a dude like myself could want. She likes to burn, she’s a hiphop head, artist and all that...but, she relegated me to the f-word...you guessed it...the friend. Now being the case of where I’m at, to find people to vibe with is VERY difficult...so we've been cool for 3 yrs now. So my story is this...I’m a dude who's crew in Texas consists of my ex (she wont let me hit)...my homegirl Zoë (hiphop chick who wont let me hit) and this lesbian chick (originally from BK like m'self...sexy broad too...bout your height too...dimps, wont let me hit). Work and class takes alot of my time now...so I’m really only left to jerkin'off. I want to cash in my "nice guy" chips and get laid by a chick that I’m cool with...I don’t want to have to seek them out!...too much work, I put in work with the ones I have now, c'mon!...I think I need to either import some "friends" from out of state or I myself need to head out of state for a little vacation…cause this is some bullshit